Oh, all right, I’ll stop being quite so obscure. I don’t watch Stargate, but here are some stories I found (and some I enjoyed, despite mystification.)
Daniel finds someone very knowledgeable hanging around in an ancient ruin.
Alien Abduction For Beginners (or How I Never Wanted to Spend My Summer vacation, by Meredith McKay by Azar
Word Count: 236
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Meredith McKay
Get kidnapped, see the universe. On the other hand, spoilers are bad.