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Doctor Who fanfiction crossovers recs & more

Red Dwarf September 24, 2010

Title: An Infinite Number of Roads to Dallas
Author: EllieLaBelle
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1937
Characters: Ninth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer, Cat, Kryten

The Doctor was said to be at Dallas in 1963. So were quite a number of other time travellers, including a certain gang who were only in search of a decent curry. This is brilliant, from the Hitch-Hiker-esque intro on time travel, the nods to other time travellers who were also hanging around, the Doctor’s reaction to the Dwarfers’ current plan and the ending. Another example of a fanfic author making excellent use of a throwaway line from an episode.


Title: Smokin’ Kippers
Author: JJPOR
Rating: PG / Teen
Word Count: 6156
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Donna Noble, Ace Rimmer

It has Ten, Donna and Ace Rimmer in it. It’s brilliant. Go read.


Title: Laundry Mad
Author: vvj5
Rating: All ages
Word Count: Drabble
Characters: Third Doctor, Kryten

There’s only one thing Kryten wants from the Doctor.


More Red Dwarf June 22, 2009

A couple of Rimmer stories (again from that LJ crossover meme that’s going around lately). Oh, and a drabble.

Title: No Kind of Atmosphere
Author: JJPOR
Rating: PG
Word Count: 610
Characters: Romana I, Arnold Rimmer

Romana encounters Arnold Judas Rimmer. As always, she’s equal to the challenge.


Title: We Don’t Need Another Hero
Author: JJPOR
Rating: PG
Word Count: 863
Ninth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Jack Harkness, Ace Rimmer

Oh my, oh my. I’m reduced to incoherent giggles merely thinking about it. If the list of characters leaves you unmoved, then just let me say: spot on and, very, very funny. The Doctor’s reaction is priceless.


Title: Cassandra Truth
Author: john_elliott
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: Drabble
Characters: Tenth Doctor, David Lister, Cat.


Red Dwarf March 30, 2009

Filed under: Comedy (TV, Various),Red Dwarf — lostspook @ 7:59 pm
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Thanks to ghost2, who found the crossover with Martha in for me. And, lo, here it is:

Alone in a Godless Universe (And Out of Shake’n’Vac) by Doyle
All Ages / Teen (Ish. Again, just for being Red Dwarf).
Word Count: 2405
Characters: Martha Jones, Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer, Holly, the Cat, Tenth Doctor.

Basically, you remember that Lister was left pregnant with twins at the end of S2? Well, this is absolutely what happened next, although Martha can’t get the Doctor to believe it. Very, very funny.


Red Dwarf March 29, 2009

British sf shows should stick together, don’t you think? Some talented ficcers certainly do…

Last of Your Species Support Group by Amy_Wolf
All Ages
Word Count: 2007
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Martha Jones, Cassandra, Scaroth, Davros, Daleks, Empress of Racnoss, Sutekh, Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer.

A thoroughly entertaining cross with a twist. Let’s just say that the Doctor’s not popular with the other members of this support group. Plus points, of course, for Rimmer meeting another version of himself (one we’ve encountered previously, but he hasn’t).


First Contact by JJPOR
Word Count: 2242
Characters: Seventh Doctor, Ace, Holly, Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer, Cat, Kryten.

Rimmer finally gets to meet an alien and Lister gets to meet another human (albeit one who likes blowing things up a lot). Excellent, fully in keeping with both shows and very funny.


Light Years by idontlikegravy
All Ages / Teen (only ish for a line or two. It is Red Dwarf, after all).
Word Count: 5048
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Holly, Arnold Rimmer, David Lister, Kryten, Cat.

I’ve only just now found this and it’s lovely. I think it might even be my favourite. The Doctor’s thrown 3 million light years off course, messing up Lister’s poker night. Which means that Rimmer gets to meet an alien and Holly needs repairing with washing-up liquid. (And I love any good use of Holly.)

(These stories are archived on A Teaspoon & An Open Mind.)


Incompatible by Daibhid Ceannaideach
All Ages
Word Count: Double Drabble
Characters: Fourth Doctor, K9, Skutter

K9’s in love with a skutter, but it’ll never work out.

(Posted on alt.drwho.creative).


And if anyone knows which fic it is features Martha getting accidentally transported to Red Dwarf to give medical aid, I’ll add that as well.