Okay, so it’s just me crossing these so far, but it’s been fun. And, seriously, someone had to do it.
Carry On Cowboy
Title:How The West Was Lost
Rating: All Ages / PG (Some Carry-on-ness in the middle)
Word Count: 24,486 (9 Chapters)
Characters: Third Doctor, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Marshall P Knutt, Judge Burke, Annie Oakley, Belle, Johnny Finger (the Rumpo Kid), Big Heap, Little Heap (et al).
Since Jon Pertwee played the ill-fated sheriff in Cowboy and it also starred Peter Butterworth (better known in DW circles as the Meddling Monk) and Angela Douglas (later Doris Lethbridge-Stewart), somebody had to do this. Really.
Abroad, Cowboy, Don’t Lose Your Head, Screaming, Nurse and Behind
Title: Carrying On
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: Drabbles
Characters: Eighth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Peri Brown, Third Doctor, Second Doctor, Tenth Doctor, First Doctor, Joan Sims (in various guises).
A collection of drabbles featuring Joan Sims’s characters from the above films kissing various Doctors. Well, except for one time she preferred the Medding Monk (sort of).
Look, did I ever claim to be sane here? I think not.